Why did the chicken cross the road?

why did the alien cross the road‘Well, if this joke can work for the chicken, then why not the alien?’ I ask.

I must admit, even as a child I never found this joke funny. But now that I’ve reinvigorated it with a bit of alien fun, it’s not that bad, eh?

What’s your all time top corny joke?

7 Comments on “Why did the chicken cross the road?”

  1. Carrie Rubin says:

    Of course, I can’t think of a corny joke now. But you can be sure I will in the middle of the night tonight. Such is often my luck…

    • Marti says:

      You know, I had a similar problem when putting this post together. I wanted to add another three corny jokes, and couldn’t think of one that hit the mark. I even resorted to Google and wasn’t happy wi what was on offer

  2. Grumpy says:

    Why did the alien cross the Milky Way? Because it was the chickens day off.

  3. Dave says:

    Haha, I actually enjoy that new take on the joke quite a bit!

    Favorite corny joke: “What’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?” “One sells watches and the other watches cells.”

    I read that joke in a joke book maybe 16-18 years ago as a child, and it is one of the only jokes I can remember 😦 🙂

    • Marti says:

      Well, what a corker of a joke to have sitting in your long term memory, heh? It’s up there with
      “How can you tell if an elephant is in the fridge?
      By the foot prints he leaves in the butter”

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